So that was the game. The
showies tormented you for your stupid behaviour. Terrified you with dire threats of incarceration
in a box, without informing anyone to your location. Until, terrified and
broken, publicly embarrassed and wearing a slightly damp pants front, I must
admit (Eight year olds can panic a little). They release you just long enough
for you to tink that the worst has happened. Then, they alert the police, who
catch you before you have even cleared the site. “I’m sorry!” I blurted out to
the policeman. Trust me, no phone book would be necessary to have broken me at
that point (I’m sure they didn’t really use a phone book. At least not as often
as is suggested, but you know how urban myths build up and the movies continue
the myth). “I know I shouldn’t have stolen the windmill. But I didn’t have any
money, and it was only a dollar. And he’s got it back and …..” I blubbered out the full confession to
the policeman. He stood there listening. Then as I wound down my hysterical
admissions, I realised his face had changed expression. It had actually
appeared to harden a little. I mentally replayed the initial expression and
realised he had been smiling kindly when first my crying face had turned to
his. But now as I finished off my explanation, “…. I don’t want to be put in a
box and forgotten about.” He actually looked quite angry. And sort of, taller.
And somewhat, overall bigger.
“So you stole something and got
caught by them did you?” He asked in a deep and booming voice. “And I thought
maybe you were upset because you were lost”. I silently shook my head. Then
unexpectedly he looked to the left and right, and, BANG!
(Continued tomorrow)
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